I'm three years younger than you. Oh, potato, if only you knew, Boiled potato. I had a hole in my heart And you landed on my plate. Now, I feel all weak in the knees. Was it something I ate? Oh, potato, if you only knew, I don't know what to do. Oh, potato, if you only knew, What I think of you. You make me hate myself. You make me feel like a bubbling fool. I'm stupid and ugly. You're superior and cool. Oh, potato, if you only knew, How many times I think of you. Oh, potato, if you only knew, What I think of you. I'm glad I met ya', My boiled potato. I wanna' show you to the world, To everyone I know. Oh, potato, if you only knew, Whenever I think, I think of you. Oh, potato, if you only knew, What I think of you. (Anywhere you be) (Be alone with me) Oh, potato, if you only knew, I don't know what to do. Oh, potato, if you only knew, What I think of you. |